General - 2 Portagee

2 portagee are hunting in the forests of canada. hunting for moose and deer. They're both very, very cold. One of em drops to the ground all stiff and life-less so the 2nd one grabs his cell phone and dials 911.

The 911 operator says "is he dead?"

Guy replies "i don't know."

Operator replies "go make sure he's dead"

So the guy walks over to his friend who's laying face up

And the 911 operator hears a BOOM!!!

And then the guy comes back to the phone and says

"Ok! now what?"